The weirdest thing in the world just happened to me. I went to Chic Fil A for lunch from work, just to get a sandwich you know. And while I’m eating I’m looking around, checking the surroundings ya know? And I see this man with his mother and I think “Ahw, that’s sweet.” Then when I get up to throw my stuff away that very man is tapping me on the shoulder. I was startled and he said, “May I just tell you, you are the most elegant woman I have ever seen. The way you carry yourself, so graceful, even the way you eat a chicken sandwich.” Yeah. CREEPER.